Back again - with 50 Ways to Leave Your Lover

April is not necessarily the cruellest month, even with my birthday plonked in the middle of it and with Boris Johnson running strongly in the London mayoral election polls. I've been temping quite a bit lately and have now come up for breath.

One of the positive things I'm pouring my own body's CO2 emissions into is a project with the Bush Theatre, working with four other playwrights. It's part of this year's Latitude Festival. And, basically, if anyone has any break-up stories they'd like to share, we'd like to know about them. They're also running a competition for any stories submitted through the Latitude Festival site (click here). (You'd want to be near London to claim the prize, though.)

The fine print for entering the competition is that you need to enter it by 18 April. You also need to mark it 'Bush ticket offer'.

Vent, my friends. Vent. (You can even do it here, if you must.)